{"id":1278,"date":"2012-05-05T13:06:34","date_gmt":"2012-05-05T19:06:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/waltoncountyheritage.org\/wp\/?p=1278"},"modified":"2015-10-10T02:58:58","modified_gmt":"2015-10-10T02:58:58","slug":"the-breeze-december-7-1911-pages-2-5-6","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/waltonpast2present.com\/wcgs\/2012\/05\/the-breeze-december-7-1911-pages-2-5-6\/","title":{"rendered":"The Breeze &#8211; December 7, 1911 &#8211; Page 2"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Out of the Ginger Jar<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>When in doubt ask your wife.<\/li>\n<li>The preacher can tie a knot as well as a sailor.<\/li>\n<li>Man proposes, but it is very often papa who disposes.<\/li>\n<li>The coal dealer should be very careful to take the right weight.<\/li>\n<li>The salt may be coarse without being the least bit objectionable.<\/li>\n<li>Those who eat corn on the cob run a risk of having corn in the ear.<\/li>\n<li>Fussy folks strain at little things; and so, too, does the careful dairyman.<\/li>\n<li>The man who cheapens himself is pretty sure to be marked down by his neighbors.<\/li>\n<li>The new broom sweeps clean only when there is a willing hand at the other end of it.<\/li>\n<li>It is not worth while now to advise folks to keep cool; the weather man will see to that.<\/li>\n<li>When you see a hen eating tacks you are rash to assume that she is going to lay a carpet.<\/li>\n<li>The elevator man is a genuine humanitarian. He spends his days in elevating men and women.<\/li>\n<li>It is a good thing to know when we are right, and it is important, also, to know when we are left.<\/li>\n<li>He makes his living by his pen.<\/li>\n<li>What are the things he writes?<\/li>\n<li>He never wrote a single line&#8211;<\/li>\n<li>He raises Chester Whites.<\/li>\n<li>A manufacturer advertises a device to save steps, but unfortunately he does not tell us where to put them when we have saved them.<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Are you willing to live with me in a cottage?&#8221; &#8220;Yes dear, provided it is a cute little cottage with a dozen rooms, three baths, steam heat, a butler, a cook, dining room and upstairs girl.&#8221; <em><strong>&#8211;Farm Journal<\/strong><\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>[Contributed by Michael Strickland]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Out of the Ginger Jar When in doubt ask your wife. The preacher can tie a knot as well as a sailor. Man proposes, but it is very often papa who disposes. The coal dealer should be very careful to &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/waltonpast2present.com\/wcgs\/2012\/05\/the-breeze-december-7-1911-pages-2-5-6\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[37,7,13],"tags":[667],"class_list":["post-1278","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-1911-12-december","category-general","category-breeze","tag-farm-journal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/waltonpast2present.com\/wcgs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1278","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/waltonpast2present.com\/wcgs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/waltonpast2present.com\/wcgs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/waltonpast2present.com\/wcgs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/waltonpast2present.com\/wcgs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1278"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/waltonpast2present.com\/wcgs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1278\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2159,"href":"http:\/\/waltonpast2present.com\/wcgs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1278\/revisions\/2159"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/waltonpast2present.com\/wcgs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1278"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/waltonpast2present.com\/wcgs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1278"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/waltonpast2present.com\/wcgs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1278"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}