The Breeze – December 7, 1911 – Page 2

Out of the Ginger Jar

  • When in doubt ask your wife.
  • The preacher can tie a knot as well as a sailor.
  • Man proposes, but it is very often papa who disposes.
  • The coal dealer should be very careful to take the right weight.
  • The salt may be coarse without being the least bit objectionable.
  • Those who eat corn on the cob run a risk of having corn in the ear.
  • Fussy folks strain at little things; and so, too, does the careful dairyman.
  • The man who cheapens himself is pretty sure to be marked down by his neighbors.
  • The new broom sweeps clean only when there is a willing hand at the other end of it.
  • It is not worth while now to advise folks to keep cool; the weather man will see to that.
  • When you see a hen eating tacks you are rash to assume that she is going to lay a carpet.
  • The elevator man is a genuine humanitarian. He spends his days in elevating men and women.
  • It is a good thing to know when we are right, and it is important, also, to know when we are left.
  • He makes his living by his pen.
  • What are the things he writes?
  • He never wrote a single line–
  • He raises Chester Whites.
  • A manufacturer advertises a device to save steps, but unfortunately he does not tell us where to put them when we have saved them.
  • “Are you willing to live with me in a cottage?” “Yes dear, provided it is a cute little cottage with a dozen rooms, three baths, steam heat, a butler, a cook, dining room and upstairs girl.” –Farm Journal

[Contributed by Michael Strickland]

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